Master Prompt: Create a short cinematic comedy sequence using the supplied character sheet as the absolute authority for the character’s appearance. Preserve exactly: facial structure, apparent adult age, hairstyle, hair color, eye color, facial hair, skin tone, body proportions, tattoos, scars, piercings, jewelry, clothing, accessories, and all other defining visual details. Do not redesign the character. SCENE: The character is driving peacefully through the city, relaxed behind the wheel while music plays through the car stereo. Open with a calm interior shot. The character casually taps the steering wheel to the beat, completely unbothered. Outside, normal traffic moves around them. Cut to the road ahead. A traffic light in the distance suddenly changes from GREEN to YELLOW. Immediately cut to an intense close-up of the character’s eyes. Their relaxed expression disappears. Their eyes narrow. The music suddenly feels more dramatic, as though this harmless traffic light has just issued a personal challenge. Cut to their foot pressing down on the accelerator. The engine revs and the car surges forward. Use fast cinematic cuts between: * the rapidly approaching intersection * the yellow light * the character gripping the steering wheel * the speedometer climbing * the character staring forward with absurd determination The light changes to RED just as the car blasts through the intersection, barely clearing it. Cars waiting at the intersection erupt into angry honking behind them. The character remains completely calm. Cut back inside the car. They glance casually into the rearview mirror at the angry traffic disappearing behind them, then look forward again and say with total confidence: “Yellow light means drive faster or wait like a bitch.” Immediately return to peacefully listening to the music as though absolutely nothing unusual happened. TONE: Deadpan comedy mixed with exaggerated cinematic intensity. Treat the yellow traffic light like the beginning of an action-movie showdown, while the character considers their behavior completely reasonable. Keep the driving readable and visually coherent. Maintain consistent vehicle orientation, steering-wheel placement, character anatomy, hands, clothing, and character-sheet accuracy throughout the entire sequence.